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Do Not Pass Gou

Written for the drabble theme "Board Games".

Title: Do Not Pass Gou
Series: Free!
Length: 250 words
Genre: Humor
Characters: Nagisa, Gou
Summary: Go directly to Jail.



Nagisa blew on the dice for luck, closed his eyes, and let them roll.

Double fours.

That made three doubles in a row.

He shoved his hands into his hair and cried his anguish to the heavens. “Dammit!”

Gou let out a gleeful chortle and placed his little dog token on the Jail. No passing Go for him. “Looks like your evil ways have caught up to you!”

“I’m innocent! I’ve done nothing!”

“You owe me at least four thousand in rent!”

“You know I’m good for it!”

“Do I?”

He folded his arms and shook his head in despair. “Have pity, Gou-chan. I can’t be in jail. Not again.”

“Hmm,” she murmured with fake sympathy while fanning her two Get-Out-of-Jail-Free cards in front of her.

“How did you get both of those?”

“Some of us live right. You should try it.”

“Help me, Gou-chan,” he said, clutching at her arm. She snatched the valuable cards away. “I must have something you want.”

“My four thousand in rent.”

He made to strip off his t-shirt. “How about I let you see my muscles?”

Her face flushed, her eyes shimmered, but she turned her head and snubbed his offer. “Meh, I’ve seen them.”

The shirt came off anyway, and he thrust out his chest. “I’ll let you touch one.”

Her head snapped back around. “Which one?”

“Whichever one you want.”

Rei scooped up the dice before everyone forgot it was his turn. “What version of this game are you two playing?!”


Comments

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cal_reflector
Nov. 22nd, 2014 09:48 pm (UTC)
That's a good one! Oh Nagisa, you're such a gigolo.
mellowcandle
Nov. 23rd, 2014 09:03 pm (UTC)
I worried this one was funnier in my head. Nagisa totally has no shame.
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